a funny thing happened to me while on the way to the bathroom...

as noted in the title of this blog, a funny thing happened to me while on the way to the bathroom, something funny did in fact happen.
as i approached my office,the bathroom, and having considered what many if not all, of my friends in islam chat suggested, i decided to create a blog.
i was thinking, while sitting on my place of greatest power and control, just how lonely it must be to be a turd swimming in a ceramic water filled white bowl waiting with great apprehension for the final flush that ultimately would lead me to be floating in a raging river of filth, depravity, and my fellow turds.
this is what i came up with:
a turd defines itself by its shape, color, and texture. most turds are the waste produced by humanity. as a general rule all creatures produce some form of a turd. natures kind of funny that way.
a turd can become useful as fertiliser to aid in procreation of food. farmers use many turds to fertilise their land for the crops and such we as humans and animals eat. as such, even those turds that are waste prove themselves beneficial to mankind in many ways.
therein lies a question how then does humanity define itself? is it defined by its shape, color, and texture? or by the turds it has produced. humanities turds as a specific rule need not be in the form of shit in a toilet bowl. all of us can clearly see that. however, it is blatantly obvious that we, the human race, seemed to have lost perspective on many things.
these things being that which makes us human, you see a turd knows its purpose and knows where it is going. many human beings niether know thier purpose(let alone have one in the first place)nor where they are going. in the four plus years i have been involved with islam chat i have determined that in some cases, it is necessary to redefine our purpose and reestablish our direction. you see even in a sewer all the turds go in one direction as a group. a derranged form unity at the very least. but nonetheless one direction and one purpose as a whole.
to reestablish our diestion we must attempt to put aside our intrapersonal conflicts. theres really no need for intrapersonal conflicts.they have no prupose and portend no accomplishment.
you dont see turds fighting each other in the sewer.
to redefine our purpose we must first determine who or what is our enemy. it seems here of late we, as a whole, have became the enemy of ourselves. we no longer are concerned with the original intention of all of us gathering together, but instead, who has the greatest number of bots, the best bootcodes, or the greatest computer savvy. even more so who follows who.
even turds do their own thing in a sewer, no single turd leads the rest nor do any single group of turds lead or define the other turds, command them,or control them. it seems that truds have a relatively simple existence. unfortunately, we as humans, are not that simple, and as such, our lives are very complex.
in conclusion, if our lives are defined by our own indidual complexities, why then do we add to this complication by allowing ourselves to be treated like turds by other peopl who seem to think that they are an integral part of our lives through chat. and in some cases individuals think that their very existence is defined by what they do in a chat room and to whom they do it to.
unfortunately, humanity does not live like a turd, but could learn a lot from a turd.
regards
archie